on Omegle.com I have conversations like this:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is this Burger King?
Stranger: no, this is patrick!!!!!!!
You: Is this Burger King?
Stranger: NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!!!!
You: I would like to order a burger
Stranger: :/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i want to eat ur brain!
You: Too late, I already did
You: tasted like chicken
Stranger: ohhh noosss
Stranger: im a vag atarian
You: really? So am i!!
Stranger: i only eat pussayyy
You: same
Stranger: nice (high fives for vagina)
You: (high fives for the fact that i am a huge penis with rainbow hair)
Stranger: ummmm thats coool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiii. asl?
Stranger: 21 m london
Stranger: fast
You: age: 59, sex: please. Location, Your bedroom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Brains
Stranger: Hellos
Stranger:
You: I am a hermaphro-toad
Stranger: where u from
Stranger: ?
You: uranus
Stranger: pahahahhhah
Stranger: lawl
You: I like your face
You: it's so.. rapeable
Stranger: does ur face hurt
You: always
Stranger: coz its killing meee
You: I know
Stranger:
You: I pain the world every day
Stranger: haha
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: honestly
You: im 59
Stranger: fuck no ur not
Stranger: lol
You: im a hermaphrodite
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


THIS IS JUST SOME OF THE WEIRD STUFF I DO TO RANDOM STRANGERS...more to come